My Stairgate Attacked Me!!

Hello everyone,

This is just a quick post to say: BE WARNED… Stairgates can and will attack people. Mine attacked me and I’ve got proof to show you:

Excuse the odd angle and a little sneak peak of today’s underwear, but my thigh is throbbing haha! Some of you may think I’m overreacting, and I may be, but I just wanted to warn you of the dangers of having a stairgate…

Basically, Jax and I were playing hide and seek with Ole, and he found us, so as we were running away (I was carrying Jax) we ran into Jax’s room – where the evil stairgate ‘Lindam’ lives – and blam. My thigh smashes straight into it. It was one of those moments where you need to run and scream into your pillow, whilst rolling, wriggling and jiggling everywhere because you think it helps with the pain. I quickly passed Jax to Ole and performed this weird looking pain relief ritual…

I knew it was going to be a bad bruise because it was red and raised straight away, but when I woke up this morning I didn’t think it would look that bad! I keep forgetting its there so I keep re-living the pain for a minute, or Jax keeps leaning, bashing and laying on it haha! Ouchies!!  

Thankfully I’ve got a very loving child, who (excluding the times he accidentally boshes it) wants to make sure I’m okay by giving me regular kisses and cuddles haha. I’m hoping to be on the road to recovery soon, and I should be up and running within the next couple of days…

Stay safe everyone! 

Love, J xxx


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